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3 Reasons Everyone Hates Christmas Parties!

Sad bulldog wearing Christmas hat with paw print over "naughty" on checklist. Small gifts lying around.

(And 1 Easy Way to Make them Awesome Again!)

Ok… I’m channeling my inner Grinch here…

‘Cause you know what? Deep down we all know he was right!

Not with the whole breaking and entering, theft, and destruction of personal property thing… But you know…

Everything else…

So go make yourself a Who-Hash sandwich… We’re gonna hit the top three reasons Christmas parties should be hauled to the top of Mount Crumpit!

1.) Everyone’s Too Busy!

Walk up to anyone. Ask… “Are you ready for Christmas?”

The answer is never “Oh yes! We’re so excited! I finished shopping, baking, and decorating the house weeks ago! We’re just sitting back and enjoying the season!”

Nope… The answer is more like “OH $&#@ NO!”

How much leisure time do you have? Right… That’s what I thought.

So in addition to everything else on your plate, you now have to plan the Christmas party. Oh goodie!

2.) Christmas Parties are Boring!

Be honest… When was the last time you left a Christmas party and said “That was sooooooo awesome!”

Right… I thought so.

It’s the same stupid stuff every year. “Secret Santa” should be renamed “Buy a Random Person Something They’ll Hate!”

Don’t even get me started on the party games.

No wonder most people usually just get hammered and call it a night!

3.) Christmas Parties are Expensive!

This is a biggie. The economy isn’t getting any better and everyone’s broke.

Wait… You’ve got a closet full of cash that you don’t know what to do with?

Nope… Didn’t think so.

So blowing a ton of cash on a Christmas party that everyone’s gonna hate doesn’t make sense now does it?

I mean… That money could buy groceries… Or an iPad…

So… Yeah… I think we can all agree that Christmas parties pretty much are the pits.

But Wait! You Promised to Show Me
How to Make My Christmas Party Awesome!

I did? Didn’t I… Ok then…

Just hire us. Instant awesome. Done.

I’m serious! Hear me out here…

1.) We Make Party Planning a Snap!

We take care of all the entertainment. All you’ve gotta worry about is some food and a place!

In addition to magic shows geared for various audiences, we also offer:

  • Balloon Twisting
  • Face Painting
  • Strolling Magic
  • Temporary Tattoos
  • DJ Services

…And that’s just the beginning! No matter what type of group you have, we can offer the perfect entertainment package!

You don’t have to worry about anything. Just provide the food and the party space!

2.) Your Group Will Have a Blast!

Everything we do is high-energy and interactive.

In our shows we use a ton of audience volunteers! Your guests become the stars of the show!

We’re full-time professional ENTERTAINERS. Being not boring is part of the job description!

Look… We’re really good at what we do. We have lots of satisfied customers who tell us that all the time!

We have different material depending on the type of audience. What we bring to a corporate group is different form a family party.

We customize our act to be the perfect fit for any occasion!

3.) We’re Affordable

Nobody delivers what we do for the price tag.

We’ll make your party legendary without making all your cash disappear!

I know everyone says this, but I seriously dare you to find anyone who delivers a better package than we do.

Most people are pleasantly surprised when they find out just how affordable we really are!

Look… Nobody’s Canceling Christmas…

I may be a Grinch, but I’ve got a jumbo-sized heart! I love Christmas more than anything…

Which is why I hate seeing people overwhelmed by it!

Imagine being able to ENJOY the holidays for a change! Wouldn’t that be awesome?

You get the credit for being an incredible party planner, you get to have fun, and you’ve still got money left over for presents.

We can help make that happen for you…

…But you’ve gotta act NOW. The Christmas schedule is always really tight. Last year we turned down 17 people who wanted to book us.

We just couldn’t fit everything in.

I Need You to Get off Your Can and Do This NOW!

If you’re ready to make Christmas awesome again, here’s what you need to do!

1.)Pick up your phone.

2.)Call (888) 363-9002.

3.)Get ready to hear my super-awesome voice!

That’s it. You’re done. Christmas is awesome again!

I look forward to chatting with you!

- Matthew

P.S. Why are you still reading this? Shouldn’t you be on the phone?

P.P.S. Ok, so you’re procrastinating. Cool. Just know that if I can’t make your date it’s not because my shoes are too tight! Although some people think my head’s not screwed on just right!

 
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