“We want to make sure your show is non-invasive…”
What?
What does that mean?
The name of my company is “Shizzle Dizzle Magic”… We’re about as subtle as a hand grenade…
Actually a well placed small tactical nuke is less conspicuous than we are at show time…
“Ok. We certainly work hard to not make anyone feel uncomfortable! Could you elaborate a little bit on your concern?” I responded.
“Well… The last guy we hired did a great show, but he pumped the audience for money at the end. We didn’t appreciate that since we paid him to be there…”
Oh… That makes sense!
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